I will burn my money
The Nigerian Prince was not happy. For such a long time, he had sent out emails with business proposals but nobody ever responded and he just couldn’t understand why. His proposals were all financially sound […]
Category: Fiction
Collective Unconscious
This week HO presents Humor Meets Sci-Fi and we are proud to post this one which was created for the 24-Hour Film Race This is a short film from the team “The Cunning Stunts”, exploring […]
Give This Guy A Crown
The English do go crazy over royal births. Researchers think this is because it’s the only time a regular person in England sees the words “royal” and “labor” in the same sentence. For the big […]
Andy Weiner. Man On The Tweet.
“My recommendation is that you’d be much happier in a career as one of those grapes or pineapples they got in those Fruit of the Loom commercials. — Andy Weiner, receiving unsolicited advice from the […]
Most say I do not have a mind but they can mind their own business and do it somewhere else with 72 cats for all I care.
Some say it’s about time, some say it’s too soon and most couldn’t care less but I thought it was about time I opened up the inner workings of the Bill Y mind. This procedure […]
I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!
It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]
This Week’s Winning Lottery Numbers Are . . . . ???
This is the first installment of the ongoing series: The Psychic’s Corner. HO Predicts you will enjoy the posts of the very funny and talented Deb Martin-Webster “Here’s something to think about: […]
It’s true. John Mellencamp’s music is played more during the summer than any other season.
It’s a common scenario. You’re stuck in summer vehicular traffic, after a baseball game or fireworks show, and John Mellencamp comes on the radio. You turn the radio dial, and another Mellencamp song plays, about […]
Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.
Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]