Fun At The DMV
Walking into the DMV to register our car, I consider the Buddhist belief that enlightenment requires a “joyful embrace of the sorrows of the world.” If there’s one perfect place to test this hypothesis, it’s […]
Walking into the DMV to register our car, I consider the Buddhist belief that enlightenment requires a “joyful embrace of the sorrows of the world.” If there’s one perfect place to test this hypothesis, it’s […]
Very few people will be taking Pat Robertson’s marriage advice seriously…we hope. On a recent broadcast on the “700 Club”, an “elightened” husband wrote in and asked Robertson’s advice on how to make his wife […]
So, it seems that my good friend and talented writer and author, Thomas Drinkard nominated HumorOutcasts.com for One Lovely Blog Award. The rules for this nomination require that I thank the person who nominated our […]
“Mom, do you think the $18,000 price for the car is with or without the bud?” “Bud? Who’s Bud?” “Not WHO, Mom, WHAT. Bud…weed, grass, mary jane—“ “I get it! I’m just trying to figure […]
Some people dream of a trip to a faraway tropical paradise where relaxation is their only goal. Others want “adventure” vacations where each minute of their trip is filled with danger, intrigue and excitement. I […]
If you haven’t heard of The Oogieloves, there’s a good reason: The film had the worst ever box office opening just a couple of weeks ago, making approximately $47 in each theater in which it […]
I was standing in my kitchen talking to myself when I noticed my dogs staring at me with a look of confusion if not terror. To put their minds at ease, I pulled out one […]
I used to have a friend, Penelope, who had four kids and always seemed perfectly pulled together, like June Cleaver in size zero rhinestone-studded jeans and stilettos. She was typically the team mom, and she’d […]
Gimme a head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming Steaming, flaxen, waxen I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Shaggy, snaggy, ratty, matty, Oily, greasy, fleecy – from the musical Hair! Flipping through the […]
“Yo Moms! Can you and Pops vamp so me and Snookie-Wookums can bump fuzzies in my bedroom?” I just can’t fathom one of the crumb snatchers asking me that question, but I learned that parents allowing their […]