Replacement Refs, ESPN and the End of the World?
I am pretty damn sick of the “replacement ref” issue in the NFL. I understand the officiating has been dismal at times, but unlike the rest of the universe, I did not expect anything more. […]
I am pretty damn sick of the “replacement ref” issue in the NFL. I understand the officiating has been dismal at times, but unlike the rest of the universe, I did not expect anything more. […]
One of the most thoughtful episodes of Fox’s “The Simpsons” involves Lisa questioning her faith after the family church had “sold out,” allowing advertisements and sponsors to infiltrate the house of worship (including the Noid!). […]
For me, October 1 feels the way Easter Sunday must feel to observant Catholics. It is a time made special by the prospect of change and rebirth, yet rendered bitter-sweet by sacrifice. I feel the […]
I cannot believe that this needed to be written about or even talked about, but it seems the kitchen gods felt so strongly about this topic that they repeated themselves at least twice over the […]
Seniors are cool. No, really we are. We’ve managed to stay alive for several decades, thanks to a modern medicine, living in the right place, looking both ways before crossing a street and not running […]
If you’re a comedian and need material for your act, all you have to do is board a plane. Enclosing yourself in a phallic shaped jet with 200 strangers and a bathroom that’s only a […]
We’re driving two hours north to Vermont to go skiing. My three sisters and Uncle Steve, a friend of the family, have shed most of their layers to accommodate for the heater, which is blasting […]
Now that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a documented success, TLC’s favorite trashy family is trying to capitalize on their popularity and is negotiating a substantial pay raise for the upcoming second season. While […]
As a rule, I prefer men to women. I believe that I was bathed in extra testosterone in the womb and that is why I am able to dissect a dead snake for the edification […]
What if you could go back in time and become the person you once were? Wish no more because you can…well, at least if you are a woman. Yes, for a mere $30, women can […]