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New Diet Plan

August 13, 2012August 13, 2012 Richard Spall

Since last month, I have stopped drinking beer, quit bacon, exercised daily, and started lying profusely.

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The Daredevil That Lurks Within

August 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I am a closet daredevil. What does that mean? It means I would love to climb Mt. Everest, hang glide across the Grand Canyon, fly a motorcycle across 15 cars, surf a massive wave, jump […]

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Hanes Tag Less Underwear

August 11, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

For years I thought I was hearing voices inside my head. Turns out it was just the tags in my underwear. I owe you one Hanes tag less underwear commercials.

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Optimism

August 11, 2012 Richard Spall

The worst thing is getting food stuck in your teeth. The best thing is realizing that it’s bacon.

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Fear of Heights

August 11, 2012 Richard Spall

I don’t really have what I would call a fear of heights. It’s more of a fear of hitting the ground at a high rate of speed from above.

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Cooking Wisdom from Suzy Soro

August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 Suzy Soro

COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it’s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home!

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please remind our house guests not to schedule their return trip home on Fridays. It inspires pleasant and heartwarming devotionals that give me headaches and diarrhea. Yeah, being nice sucks! We miss you already […]

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Now Can We Watch her Go?

August 9, 2012August 9, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My new life calling is Reality TV. Let me explain. I’m not a big fan of it; I am just engrossed in its effects. What started with a few people on an island doing stupid […]

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Ask Dr. Snee: Actively Answering Letters

August 9, 2012 Rick Snee

Get set for some great exercising tips (dudes) and a stiff, awkward bed-side manner (ladies).

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HumorOutcasts Radio with Guest Suzy Soro

August 8, 2012August 9, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

On this week’s show, stand up comic and actor Suzy Soro, taught our listeners about geology and earthquakes, medical injuries, relationships and how women should approach marriage plus her views on the Olympics. As always […]

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