SPARKS BRIEF: Christmas is Coming (The Donald’s Getting Fat)

Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Pumpkin Spice Addiction Sweeps the Nation

Washington, D.C. – The CDC just released a new report on a health crisis that’s out of control. It’s not fentanyl. It’s not oxy. It’s pumpkin spice. Every September, millions of normally stable citizens find […]

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