Unicorn Bites 6/19/13
My wife said she wanted to watch food porn, but then she turned on Food Network. I sadly deleted all the cucumber videos I downloaded. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2013 I […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
My wife said she wanted to watch food porn, but then she turned on Food Network. I sadly deleted all the cucumber videos I downloaded. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2013 I […]
I’m loathe to admit it, but the heat in my office occasionally gives rise to a generously proportioned zit on my ass. It’s usually nestled between the cheeks, hidden from view unless one goes looking. More often than not, I give my boyfriend a heads up. I’d rather warn him than contend with […]
If you want to protect your privacy and make sure the NSA isn’t checking your internet activity and never finds you, go back to MySpace. You’ll be safe there.
The National Security Agency has been hoovering up vast amounts of data on American citizens from internet and telecomm companies which claim to “aggressively protect our users’ data.” The President tells us that the surveillance […]
Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]
I have a friend. In the spirit of anonymity, I’ll call her Maxine. Maxine’s libido eclipses her need for air. I once asked her the most unusual place she ever had sex. She answered, “You’d be better off asking where I haven’t […]
I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 18, 2013 It’s illegal to burn trash, but […]
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I was thinking of going on that show Wife Swap. One question: Can you just swap your wife and politely decline the other guy’s?
I just posted a little blog, entitled, Laughter is Good for the Heart, and after I posted it, I looked at the word, “LAUGH.” Laugh. Look at it. Really look at it. Pay attention to […]