Superman Is Going To China
Warner Bros. recently announced that its Superman reboot Man of Steel will be getting a release date in China. Which is fitting considering all of his merchandise is made there.
I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
When telling the truth, it’s important to be honest. Koalemos, the Greek god of stupidity and foolishness, probably never said those words but he definitely, probably said other words. Those of us who worship at […]
Unicorn Bites 6/8/13
My wife and I are going to Walmart to buy dog food and toilet paper. Date night is different when you’re married. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 8, 2013 Anyone who has a […]
A Walk’s As Good As A Hit – Excerpt I
“You’ll Get It When You’re Married” My old man fancies himself an expert on a number of topics. Just ask him. But relationship advice is a specialty especially close to his heart. Apparently, […]
Thirsty Dave becomes a model citizen
Just like Bon Jovi dressed as Nuns, covering a Bieber song in a fundraiser to raise awareness for the intelligence of Paris Hilton, I thought this would never happen. Thirsty Dave can best be described […]
Unicorn Bites 6/7/13
For Father’s Day, give your dad a fake paternity test that says he's not your father. He deserves to be happy for a day. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 7, 2013 There are […]
HO SUMMER: Humor Meets…Other Genre Days
For a little extra fun, HO will be hosting “Humor Meets…Other Genre Days”. We have done something similar like this before with Halloween when we hosted our “Horror Meets Humor” Series which proved to be […]
What Really Happened In Dallas
The 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination is quickly approaching. Over the years conspiracy theorists have pointed the fingers at all sorts of players: J. Edgar Hoover was behind it; VP Lyndon Johnson wanted Kennedy […]
Verizon and the NSA
The news is reporting Verizon has been providing the National Security Agency with logs of every call their customers in the United States have made. Now we finally know who the Verizon dude was talking […]
My attempt to try and understand the telecommunications industry.
Anyone who says that Thirsty Dave is not a resourceful dude is a liar. In my attempt to try to understand the telecommunications industry, he’s been trying to sell me a phone because that’s what […]