Those Lying Adults
Remember how, as a kid, you’d stand in line at a store begging your dad to buy you something. The desired item was, of course, unnecessary and expensive. Dad now faced a conundrum. He didn’t […]
The New Weapons in Flab Fighting
I just saw a commercial for Amazing Arms (https://www.getamazingarms.com/), magic sleeves that women slip on to hide flab in the upper arm region. So, now when we wave goodbye or dance in public, our […]
Climbing My Family Tree
So much attention is now being paid to tracing our lineages through DNA. Ancestry.com even offers deals on DNA testing. In the spirit of this new trend in extending our extended families, I would like […]
Unicorn Bites 6/3/13
My wife and I disagree on whether or not I’m a pyromaniac. I told her we’ll finish this discussion when her eyebrows grow back. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 3, 2013 In front […]
Mofo Mondays Vlog 10 Michael Douglas, New Digs, SMBC Theater, Humordy, ThirdStringKickers, etc
MoFo is back from seizing property in a new foreclosure and has been keeping the laughter going with videos by some funny channels. [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/MgFp8FzYEkw?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=MgFp8FzYEkw&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep7315″ /]
Fox News Study: Male Lions Depressed By Constant Sex and Relaxation
Nearly 96% of all male lions are clinically depressed, says a new study by Fox News’ new biology research wing. Their sadness stems from the fact that their only familial responsibilities include sleeping all day, […]
Can two fans of rival NHL teams find love? Probably not.
Two Stanley Cup Playoff teams, both alike in dignity, in the Steel City where we lay our scene. I had a near “meet-cute” at Game 1 of the Pens/Bruins Stanley Cup Playoff Game when I […]
Costume Capers
Two guys dressed as Captain America and Spiderman had a fight on Hollywood Boulevard. I’m gonna hazard a guess it wasn’t over a girl.
How to make more money.
They say the simplest ideas are the best and as far as simple goes, it doesn’t get any easier than this. My idea wasn’t so much about reinventing the wheel as changing the perception of […]