Optimism
The worst thing is getting food stuck in your teeth. The best thing is realizing that it’s bacon.
The Place to Take a Humor Break
The worst thing is getting food stuck in your teeth. The best thing is realizing that it’s bacon.
I don’t really have what I would call a fear of heights. It’s more of a fear of hitting the ground at a high rate of speed from above.
Guys, if you meet a woman who insists on always matching her bra & her panties, run for your life. That is one high maintenance shopaholic.
When I was supposed to be growing up, I didn’t want a pony like my sister because a pony like my sister would have been weird. I wanted a giraffe and I got one too […]
Here are some dramatizations of what it might look like sleeping in the RV. We had to run the generator for a while overnight to take some of the edge off the heat that had […]
COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it’s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home!
Those Match.com outings seem like a lot of fun. Too bad my wife won’t let me go to any of them.
As college students pack up for the campus return, parents are advised to keep a watchful eye on what’s being tossed into the duffle bag. That’s right, you might think your biggest parenting hurdle is convincing […]
Dear Lord, please remind our house guests not to schedule their return trip home on Fridays. It inspires pleasant and heartwarming devotionals that give me headaches and diarrhea. Yeah, being nice sucks! We miss you already […]
When you’ve had a hard day at the office of the world, mass confusion reigns supreme and marries you against your will. During the day, decisions have to be made and it’s these decisions that […]