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Context

May 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Sometimes I don’t understand what a word or a prefix means. Many times context can help. Each time I read or hear such a thing, I make an educated guess about what the word or […]

3 CommentsPolitics

Autopsy Not Performed on Osama bin Laden

May 6, 2011 Richard Spall

Many are outraged that an autopsy was not performed on Osama bin Laden before he was ceremoniously dumped over the side of the USS Carl Vinson. Without the autopsy, they assert, we cannot say with […]

7 CommentsPolitics

Bin Laden Was Plotting To Attack U.S. Trains

May 6, 2011May 18, 2011 Richard Spall

Data recovered from the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan has turned up evidence that he and his associates were plotting an attack on trains in the United States. Presumably the plot also […]

1 CommentPolitics

Can the Navy Seals Train my Dog?

May 6, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In reading the news, I came upon the hundredth or so article about the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.  One of the most interesting reports in the trove of information focused on the dog […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politics, Relationshipsdogs, funny, hot dogs, humor, Navy Seals, Osama Bin Laden, pets, training

Crime Stopper with a Butter Knife–Maybe Not

May 6, 2011July 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I hate watching TV with my husband at night. He likes to turn on Criminal Minds before we go to bed. He falls asleep in the middle of the show, and I am left awake […]

6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsAlarm, burglars, butter Knife, Criminal Minds, Family Guy, funny, humor, TV

Tidbits and Considerations: Osama, Bush and the Tea Party

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 lbwoodgate

Show Us the Money   Slate.com writer Annie Lowry comments on the $25 million reward for Osama bin Laden “For much of the past 10 years, the United States has been offering a reward of […]

1 CommentPoliticsbush verbal blunders, New York's 26th congressional district, reward for osama bin laden

What Did They Match Osama’s DNA With To Identify Him?

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

A question that many have asked is, “How did they identify Osama bin Laden via DNA? Wouldn’t they have had to have a sample of his DNA from earlier?” The answer is: Fine quality wool […]

6 CommentsPoliticsBin Laden, DNA, humor, Osama, politics

Scheduling Conflicts

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

President Barack Obama has invited both President George W. Bush and President Bill Clinton to an observance at Ground Zero. Neither are able to attend, citing scheduling conflicts. President Clinton will be speaking at a […]

4 CommentsFiction, PoliticsBush, Clinton, humor, Obama, politics

Honor Thy Dryer

May 5, 2011August 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

A few months ago,  I experienced a trauma that I wouldn’t wish on any other person:  my clothes dryer blew up.  It didn’t literally explode, but there was a bit of smoke, an aroma of  […]

6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebras, clotheslines, dryers, humor, repairmen, thunderstorms, wash

How-To versus DIY Websites

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Have you noticed that the internet has become inundated with “How-To and DIY” websites? They can tell you how to do the simplest of things like, “How to Drink Water, How to Blow Your Nose […]

4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipshow to article, How to books, how to fix damn near everything

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