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Stressed out? Not When I Have my Hedge Clippers

May 10, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

This was a week of stress. I admit that I did it to myself. I started to think about work stuff and family stuff and then I couldn’t sleep, and then I got more stressed […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleanxiety, gardening, hedge clippers, humor, Jack Daniels, stress, trimmers

How the West Was Really Won

May 9, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

The settling and taming of the American West has aroused the collective imagination of people all over the world, who have seen it as a place of adventure and romance.  Of course, that depends on […]

11 CommentsFiction

Blackberry and Kindle and iPod – Oh My!

May 9, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had a high tech weekend. As a combination Mother’s Day and birthday gift, my family gave me a Kindle–which I have been dying for–and an iPOD, so I don’t  have to sing to myself […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbirthdays, Blackberry Torch, family, humor, iPhone, iPod, kindle

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May 9, 2011May 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I hear the word “miracle” quite a lot. I don’t think the word is ever used correctly. Here’s what the dictionary says that “miracle” means: “A surprising and welcome event that is not explicable by […]

7 CommentsWords to Think Upon

How to Avoid Ghosts and Other Paranormal Fun

May 7, 2011May 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Last night while flipping through the channels, I came upon the show, Celebrity Ghost Stories. I have to say Hollywood’s stars have some pretty creepy experiences to share. During this episode, I watched Christopher Knight, […]

18 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecelebrities, demons, funeral parlors, funny, ghosts, hauntings, humor, Satan

My Perfect Mother’s Day

May 6, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

(You Pick the Ending!) Mother’s Day; Sunday, May 8, 2011, 10:23 a.m. I wake up. My alarm didn’t go off and my daughter didn’t yell in my ear to wake me up. No, for once, […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunMother's Day, mother's day humor

Context

May 6, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Sometimes I don’t understand what a word or a prefix means. Many times context can help. Each time I read or hear such a thing, I make an educated guess about what the word or […]

3 CommentsPolitics

Autopsy Not Performed on Osama bin Laden

May 6, 2011 Richard Spall

Many are outraged that an autopsy was not performed on Osama bin Laden before he was ceremoniously dumped over the side of the USS Carl Vinson. Without the autopsy, they assert, we cannot say with […]

7 CommentsPolitics

Bin Laden Was Plotting To Attack U.S. Trains

May 6, 2011May 18, 2011 Richard Spall

Data recovered from the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan has turned up evidence that he and his associates were plotting an attack on trains in the United States. Presumably the plot also […]

1 CommentPolitics

Can the Navy Seals Train my Dog?

May 6, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In reading the news, I came upon the hundredth or so article about the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.  One of the most interesting reports in the trove of information focused on the dog […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politics, Relationshipsdogs, funny, hot dogs, humor, Navy Seals, Osama Bin Laden, pets, training

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