For One Charity, Walk-a-Thon Brings Mix of Pledges, Pain
BOSTON. Caitlin Morgan was excited when she was hired by the National Ingrown Toenail Foundation as its first full-time development director, but also a little nervous. “The organization was dying from a lack of funds,” […]
Fake Your Way With French Cliches
We Americans, we are so narrow-minded, so unsophisticated, so provencal! We are opposed to cliches, which are the fat in the boeuf bourgignon that is the French language, giving it the savory taste that is loved by people around […]
Australian Tennis Crisis Intensifies After Q-Anon Reveals that “Novak Djokovic” is an Anagram for “COVID Von Kojak”
Officials at the Australian Open were mum today amidst rumors that the real reason for quarantining tennis star Novak Djokovic in the Park Hotel in Melbourne went far beyond his vaccination/testing status. On January 8th, […]
Me and J.D. Salinger at Burger King
Newly-discovered correspondence reveals that reclusive author J.D. Salinger thought Burger King’s hamburgers were superior to those of other fast-food chains. Associated Press Fine–have it your way. I’m sitting in the Burger King on Route […]
Craft Brewer Agonistes
Craft breweries boasted offerings so very diverse. Macro breweries were all alike and so much worse. They pushed pilsners, lagers, lite beers, so much swill. The micros expressed unbridled creativity at will. Their brewpubs were […]