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The Day After Christmas for a Teen Girl Lifeguard

December 26, 2025 Con Chapman

Hi Amanda, I can’t meet you at the mall, I have to work today–ugh!  So I’m lifeguarding at the Town Pool.  I’m not SUPPOSED to be texting but I don’t care.  They don’t pay me […]

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Ignacio’s First American Christmas

December 24, 2025December 25, 2025 Con Chapman

This is a story of a teenaged boy whom I will call Ignacio. He was brought to America from a village in South America to live in a small town for a year as a […]

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Trump Takes Over North Pole Making It The 51st State. Toy Making Industry Moved to Vietnam Where Wages are Cheaper.

December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 rogerfreed

Trump Takes Over North Pole Making It The 51st State. Toy Making Industry Moved to Vietnam Where Wages are Cheaper.   Dictator At Large Trump has used the American Air Force, Navy and Marines in […]

FictionAssault on Santa, North Pole, Rebellious Elves, Santa Claus, Trump

SPARKS BRIEF – Babes in AI Land

December 24, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – The holiday shopping season has one day left for 2025.  Parents across the country are scouring malls and the internet for the right toy, all “for the little ones, Christmas joys.” […]

1 CommentSparks Brief#AI Technology, #CabbagePatchDolls, #ChristmasHumor, #HolidayShopping, #humor #humoroutcasts, #InTheNews #SparksBrief, #Sparksignites, satire

The Most Wonderfullest Christmas Ever

December 24, 2025 Con Chapman

In that year, I was a young man on the verge (at least in my mind) of getting old.  It was Christmas time, which made the passing of youth that much more painful; I remembered […]

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“Speak louder. I was shot 127 billion times in 7 of my ears.”…

December 24, 2025 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
2 CommentsFiction“Speak louder. I was shot 127 billion times in 7 of my ears.”…, #humor #humoroutcasts, #HumorOutcasts, #thelegendarylegend, Bill Y, Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden, Bon Jovi suck, funny, I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary. I like tags, itsgoodtomock, Trump

Cartoon: One Nation Under Redaction

December 23, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

1 Commentcartoons, Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Politics, Technologycartoons, comics, flag, old glory, parody, redactions, satire

The Year the Meanest Man Stole Christmas

December 23, 2025 Con Chapman

There is a little town not far from here, a very prosperous town, one that people aspire to live in. Couples scrimp and save to build up a down payment on a house there, knowing […]

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Don’t forget to like Cher and subscribe…

December 23, 2025 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
2 CommentsFiction#HumorOutcasts, #thelegendarylegend, Bill Y, Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden, Bon Jovi suck, Don’t forget to like Cher and subscribe…, funny, I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary. I like tags, itsgoodtomock

Trump/Kennedy Center Casino and Dog Track Will Open in June

December 22, 2025 Mike Morris

The renovation and rebranding of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC will be completed by the middle of 2026, the White House announced on Sunday. “The Trump/Kennedy Center Casino […]

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