1678 Days and Four Days.
I forgot that it was 1678 days and four days since Jill Y and I became a couple and as punishment, I was to made watch a TV show called The Voice. Apart from documentaries […]
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If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
The strange case of the three missing cats that Scurvy Jane will probably never see again.
Three of Scurvy Jane’s 72 cats went missing last night and for a time, they where nowhere to be seen. I had a theory that they went to Tunisia where they have Tuna and I […]
This is the truth.
As I always say to everyone whose name contains letters or numbers, don’t believe everything you read. In 1991, Thirsty Dave swallowed a fly who had a serious issue with a series of issues. The […]
Excuse me while I think of an excuse
I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]
Johnny “The Sandwich Creator” Evans and the Mexican Restaurant Wall.
There are never enough stories about Thirsty Dave so this story will be about Scurvy Jane. Scurvy Jane is unique in that she is related to her brothers as well as her sisters. She wasn’t […]
Don’t ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.
I know an English teacher who reads what I write. She tells me that she doesn’t like the way I refer to myself in the third person. I told her that Bill Y doesn’t like […]
Take my advice before someone else does.
Very often Bill Y will give advice and to be perfectly honest, most of it isn’t that good. I’ve told you how to pretend you’re listening to someone when you’re not even in the same […]
The King of Time
Some people get up in the morning, some in the middle of the next morning and some don’t go to sleep until all hours are exhausted but what is the best time to do something […]