On the subject of birthday presents.

72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]

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There can be only one!

The race to the top is all consuming. We’ve lost sight of what is really important. Yesterday I woke up and all I could focus on was going back to sleep. This went on throughout […]

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Go ahead and do something new. Then you can say “At least I tried”.

It’s important to try new things, especially new things that you haven’t done before. It doesn’t really matter what the new thing is. What’s important is that you’re experiencing something different. This is what separates us […]

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If I can lend a hand…

That I am not already brilliant at everything is a notion that is foreign to me. I’m not saying you shouldn’t try to improve yourself because you should but let’s not talk about you right now. […]

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Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]

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The quiet and often remarkable ways of the world as we don’t know it.

“To truly understand how magnets work is a feat for other worlds” – Bill Y 2014 Jill Y and I brought our imaginary son and daughter for a walk in the park. In terms of […]

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How Thirsty Dave became The King

Thirsty Dave has recently taken a different approach to his relationships with women. For a long time he was himself but as he’s a truly horrible person, that just wasn’t working. He decided not to […]

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I don’t mean to alarm you but…

When you use red text and black text, the red text stands out. People who like to alarm you, know this. Some know it so well, that they become specialists at it:

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How I morphed from human to fertilizer.

Jill Y somehow felt compelled to tell me about the dream she had. It had something to do with a never-ending foam snake, area codes for Brisbane and elastic knee support. Now I’m not someone who […]

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