Joe Cotton
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe I’d been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn’t been for […]
Tag: Bill Y
This is why you get this.
Before you start, don’t. This is a one-off so please don’t send any special requests. I do this because I want to and not because you want me to. There’s so many things that you […]
Topless Jennifer Lawrence
It wasn’t me. I know it looks like it was but I was framed. When I got into work this morning, it’s true that they were on my desk but I didn’t put them there. This […]
The Recipe of Happiness
Let this be a lesson of hope. Never be afraid to dream big for fear of being let down. Always aim for the stars and one day, you too might just find your very own Kit Kat […]
All in good time.
Jill Y and I were at a parent/teacher meeting with our imaginary son. Nobody knows exactly how or exactly why Jill Y breaks every clock that she comes into contact with but break them she […]
The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave.
The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave. We looked everywhere for him but just couldn’t find him. We tried to think the way he thinks but just ended up going […]
Beard Squirrel
Carlos Javier Enrique ‘Papa Don Juan” O’Reilly aka Jimmy Schmidt aka The Don aka Skinny Mike Delorean aka The Man with One Name is known to his friends as Pat. Like most people, Pat likes to keep […]
The Unusual Cab Driver
Sometimes you just get a feeling about certain things. When we got in the cab, something don’t feel right. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but when the driver got lost, it wasn’t […]
I think your son has something he needs to work on before he can play with our imaginary son and this is that something.
Our new neighbor came a knocking and wanted to know why we wouldn’t let our imaginary son play with his son. Jill Y and I wouldn’t really be related to subtlety or tact in any […]