Eyepad
It takes a lot of beer to gain Thirsty Dave’s respect but we buy him lots of beer so we have keg-fulls of his respect as well as keg-fulls of beer. Never let it be said […]
Tag: Bill Y
Out of control
They don’t call you Bill Y “Man of Stupid Words” Ledden, if you’re not a man who uses stupid words but just why are some words stupid while others are not? First of all, it’s […]
Josh The Inquisitive.
Some kids don’t have an inquisitive mind. Josh is not one of those kids. In a world where communication is very much based on the ever-changing pulse of technology, Josh prefers to write letters, make […]
Don’t read too much into this.
Right so, we all agree that we need to get the kids to read more. Reading makes you more attractive, is an unknown cure for the common cold and makes you rich but did you […]
Truth be told
I was talking to Jill Y about something which had no right to be spoken about when I told her that in a blind taste test, hungry people chose a hot breakfast over cold cereal […]
When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.
The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]
Why is everything so hard for me to understand?
I used to think my lack of confidence had something to do with not being as good as everyone else but it turns out that it’s to do with everyone else being better than me. […]
Life is all about priorities.
My life probably won’t be made into a sitcom and I’ll probably never be as well known as water, extractor fans or the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris but that says more about […]
My imaginary five-year-old niece is a better writer than Dan Brown and here’s the Google to prove it.
Hate is such a strong word that I hate to use it unless I’m talking about my complete and utter lack of understanding of how magnets work. If for some unknown, sick reason, I want […]