Not now but soon
Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to […]
Tag: Bon Jovi hatred
It’s all about the money, money, money.
When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode […]
Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest track from Justin Bieber’s back catalog”.
The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest […]
The art of saying what you find hard
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]
Bill Y faces up to some cold, hard facts.
Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell […]
Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter, The Beatles and The Stones
When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]
Danish beer doesn’t do facial expressions of mass confusion but if they did…
Competition is good for the mind, body and ego. The need to be challenged is only narrowly beaten by the need to be loved and valued as a non-moron. The day I know my place […]
Grant me your bacon
For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]