Look at me now Ma!
If 5 Bon Jovi fans are killed by a falling tree in a forest and there’s nobody there except me, an axe and the 5 dead Bon Jovi fans but I have an iron clad […]
Tag: Bon Jovi hatred
We must learn from our elders
I know I’m supposed to accept the natural order of things but I don’t. l know my sense of humor will spend part of the year in a climate that’s conducive to the pain and […]
Am I original yet?
Originality is not something we see every day. What we do see every day is the same old bland Bon Jovi and the next up and coming, wannabe, bland Bon Jovi with their color by numbers, […]
Nucleus of a notion
I had one of those ideas that some people are so fond of having. I’m not saying it was a fully fledged idea but the nucleus of a notion. You know the way people give […]
They say Jon Bon Jovi is head and shoulders above the rest but I have a plan
Because I’m so awesome, I always drop massive big hints about what I’d like for my birthday. Sometime these hints are non specific, like the cessation or world peace and sometimes they’re just wishful thinking, […]
This isn’t a joke, this is real life.
Y world, the world of Y, my life – they’re one in the same and another name for this prison I find myself supposedly existing in. Some people are born to this world with silver […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]
Have you seen this?
Some people are analytical, observant and perceptive. I am not analytical, observant and perceptive and really have to work hard at putting one foot in front of the other, turning off cartoons and turning on […]
Some people are a law unto themselves
We don’t all get restraining orders taken out against us for stalking Bon Jovi for reasons of non-love but a lot of us have had dealings with the law. Some of these dealings are for […]
