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George and Max

November 14, 2011November 14, 2011 Eric Hetvile

George’s time on earth had come to an end, and he slowly materialized at the pearly gates. “So…I’ve finally come to see the Big Dog.” “Yes, welcome to heaven. You’ll see him soon.” George looked […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdogs, God, heaven, Jesus

(late) Friday Humor Devotional

October 22, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please stricken my wife with acute laryngitis during the entire NFL season and I will watch chick-flicks and soaps with her for the rest of the year.  I even promise to cry at […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daychick flicks, football, God, NFL season, soaps, women

God and Google: One in the Same?

June 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Are you one of the millions who have been searching for your spiritual self? Have you eaten at the religion buffet – trying a little bit of this or a little bit of that hoping […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleads, bible, God, Google, humor, religion

NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a […]

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4 CommentsSportsbible, God, golf, pledge

Loss of Faith

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Many people end up losing their faith because of all the terrible things that continue to happen despite the fact that they prayed for only good things. Me, I lost my faith because I went […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfaith, God, humor

Tweets from History – Galileo

June 17, 2011June 17, 2011 Del Stewart

Galileo: Yes, fine, but you using the brain God gave you to deny His wonders and His methods. And He’s pissed at ME? http://wcti.us/004H

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayGalileo, God, history, humor, Tweets from history

And That’s the Honest to God Truth!

June 1, 2011June 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

People always ask me, “What’s it like to be a writer?”  My usual response is sore fingers, bad eye strain and an occasional bout of writer’s block.  However, my passion is stories about everyday life […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fictioncountry folks, funny stories, God, gossip, old men, RFD, writers, writers block

Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments. […]

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5 CommentsFictionbible, Bible Humor, God, Lot

God is Not Fair

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

On the scale of “shit that is good”, I think everyone would agree that fairness and equality are right up there at the top behind french fries. Any imagined/designed/created construct must always take fairness into […]

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4 CommentsFictionbible, God, Jesus, MLM, Moses, religion

Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, bible, children, God, job, Satan

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