Tag: God
Temple of Doom?
The family received the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” DVD collection for Christmas. It turns out that my young children are very disturbed by human sacrifice, blood drinking, and mindless zombie-like followers. So when we […]
Pat Robertson’s Presidential Conversation with God
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
God’s Thundering Approval?
During a recent visit to the Jim Bakker show, evangelist Rick Joyner, who says he loves homosexuals but feels it’s important to tell them they are going to hell, and Bakker were not at all […]
Carrie Underwood and God
Carrie Underwood tells us that she vandalized her former boyfriend’s vehicle in “Before He Cheats”. Then she says she wants to find some innocent guy and rip his heart out in “Songs Like This”. And […]
Apes Renounce Evolution
A woman in Los Angeles pepper sprayed fellow shoppers waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday so she could get a better shot at an XBOX; a man collapsed in an aisle in a […]
George and Max
George’s time on earth had come to an end, and he slowly materialized at the pearly gates. “So…I’ve finally come to see the Big Dog.” “Yes, welcome to heaven. You’ll see him soon.” George looked […]
(late) Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please stricken my wife with acute laryngitis during the entire NFL season and I will watch chick-flicks and soaps with her for the rest of the year. I even promise to cry at […]