The Newest Denver Bronco: Peyton Manning
According to ESPN, Peyton Manning has chosen the Broncos as his new team, so while the Quarterback king of the NFL enters the Mile High city, the adopted son of the King of Kings will […]
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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]
Temple of Doom?
The family received the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” DVD collection for Christmas. It turns out that my young children are very disturbed by human sacrifice, blood drinking, and mindless zombie-like followers. So when we […]
Pat Robertson’s Presidential Conversation with God
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
God’s Thundering Approval?
During a recent visit to the Jim Bakker show, evangelist Rick Joyner, who says he loves homosexuals but feels it’s important to tell them they are going to hell, and Bakker were not at all […]
Carrie Underwood and God
Carrie Underwood tells us that she vandalized her former boyfriend’s vehicle in “Before He Cheats”. Then she says she wants to find some innocent guy and rip his heart out in “Songs Like This”. And […]
Apes Renounce Evolution
A woman in Los Angeles pepper sprayed fellow shoppers waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday so she could get a better shot at an XBOX; a man collapsed in an aisle in a […]