According to ESPN, Peyton Manning has chosen the Broncos as his new team, so while the Quarterback king of the NFL enters the Mile High city, the adopted son of the King of Kings will […]
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]
President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.
The family received the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” DVD collection for Christmas. It turns out that my young children are very disturbed by human sacrifice, blood drinking, and mindless zombie-like followers. So when we […]
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
God, grant me the sanity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know that I should not be talking to myself.
During a recent visit to the Jim Bakker show, evangelist Rick Joyner, who says he loves homosexuals but feels it’s important to tell them they are going to hell, and Bakker were not at all […]
This is that time of year that makes me flabbergasted that intelligent people can believe in a bearded guy who flies above us giving people what they ask for. And some people even believe in […]
Carrie Underwood tells us that she vandalized her former boyfriend’s vehicle in “Before He Cheats”. Then she says she wants to find some innocent guy and rip his heart out in “Songs Like This”. And […]
A woman in Los Angeles pepper sprayed fellow shoppers waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday so she could get a better shot at an XBOX; a man collapsed in an aisle in a […]