Tag: God
So Certain
You know exactly what’s gonna happen to this 80-year old guy, right? He’s going to come back in a future life. And he’ll have a minimum-wage job he hates installing religious billboards for a contractor […]
The Afterlife
I’ve got a theory about life that seems pretty cuckoo, but I keep seeing things that make me think I might be onto something. For lack of a better name, I’ll call it the Cuckoo […]
Quadriplegic Crosses United States By Wheelchair, Wolf Blitzer Insists He Thank The Lord
Twenty four year old Jeremy Wagner, from Los Angeles, recently completed a cross-country journey which ended in Norfolk, Virginia, 16-months after it began. What’s amazing about this story is that Wagner is a quadriplegic, unable […]
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]
Jesus Horrified to Learn that He Received Lord & Savior Job Due To Nepotism
Recently, Jesus sat down for a heartfelt talk with Katie Couric where he spoke candidly on a broad range of topics, including politics, literature, music, and the environment. The most startling exchange, though, occurred when […]
The First Argument – Adam & Eve
I don’t know why I’m a perfectionist. Possibly because I’m the first-born? Maybe because I’m a woman? It could even be a DNA type thing—that obviously didn’t mutate to my teenage crumbsnatchers. Whatever the reason, somewhere inside […]