Haiku: 4th of July Fireworks and Pepto Bismol July 4, 2022 Paul Lander 4th of July Fireworks and Pepto Bismol Chestnut wins again! Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest. And: Leaves room for dessert. Share this Post:
Haiku: Maine Reasoning on Twitter June 20, 2022 Paul Lander Maine Reasoning on Twitter Over on bird App Susan Collins is trending What didn’t she mean now? Share this Post:
Haiku: Happy Cinco De Mayo May 4, 2022 Paul Lander Cinco de Mayo Translated into English Is St. Patrick’s Day. Share this Post:
Haiku: CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again April 24, 2022 Paul Lander CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again CNN + gone Last time cabler got shaft was: Jeffrey Toobin. Share this Post:
Haiku: NYETO to NATO March 29, 2022 Paul Lander NYETO to NATO Putin threatens West Cuts off main Russian exports Gas and oil and… brides Share this Post:
Haiku: In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022) March 12, 2022 Paul Lander In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022) Charles Entenmann died Man, even for 2022 This one takes the cake Share this Post:
Haiku: Moody’s downgrades Russia’s credit ratings to junk March 9, 2022 Paul Lander Moody’s downgrades Russia’s credit ratings to junk Russia’s credit junk. So, in Moscow, ‘Moody’s’ is: Now ‘Downright Surly.’ Share this Post:
Haiku: An Emptier House: Bob Sagat dies at 65 January 28, 2022 Paul Lander Blue Bob Sagat gone How blue? Act should’ve been called: The Aristocrats! Share this Post:
Haiku: I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas … in Waikiki? December 29, 2021 Paul Lander Snow in Hawaii? Wait… what? Climate change, my ass. More like Climate Strange. Share this Post:
Haiku: Say it Ain’t so, @Jack December 14, 2021 Paul Lander Say it Ain’t so, @Jack @Jack quitting Twitter With that beard he’s likely off to join ZZ Top. Share this Post:
