Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]

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The quiet and often remarkable ways of the world as we don’t know it.

“To truly understand how magnets work is a feat for other worlds” – Bill Y 2014 Jill Y and I brought our imaginary son and daughter for a walk in the park. In terms of […]

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How Thirsty Dave became The King

Thirsty Dave has recently taken a different approach to his relationships with women. For a long time he was himself but as he’s a truly horrible person, that just wasn’t working. He decided not to […]

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How I morphed from human to fertilizer.

Jill Y somehow felt compelled to tell me about the dream she had. It had something to do with a never-ending foam snake, area codes for Brisbane and elastic knee support. Now I’m not someone who […]

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Evil Food

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder where a person thinks they are an Ox but this story is not about Thirsty Dave. For an amount of time known as a long time, I’ve told people I was brought […]

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Credit Where Credit Is Due.

Just as everyone thanks me for everything, I also thank me for being me. Because of the day that was recently in it, I decided to thank my Mother too:

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Sometimes

Sometimes it’s hard to know what to say so you have a little think about it and sometimes it works. Sometimes you say the wrong thing and your not even aware of it. If your […]

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Turn and Serve

I often think about myself. One time I thought about nothing but myself for 17 years, 11 months days, 30 days and 59 minutes. And then without any prior notice, a minute later, I turned […]

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One Awesome Read

I scare people. It isn’t because I’m a scary person but when the inevitable happens and the inevitable will happen and people compare themselves to me, it makes them feel bad about themselves. This is perfectly […]

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