The Place to Take a Humor Break
Just so you know, I’ve never been into outrageously kinky public anything with anybody (other than my wife, of course). But when several women at the writers’ conference I was attending began soliciting participation in […]
I went for a haircut at my newly remodeled hair salon. A nice young man directed me to the massage chair at the shampoo station. For at least 10 minutes, that chair worked its magic […]
As we were discussing our daughters’ fierce food requirements when they come to visit, my friend, Pat revealed that she feels the same way as I do about the wonders of kale. Pat’s daughter is […]
Here in Los Angeles, everyone wants a massage all the time. To hear people talk, you’d think that it ranks right after air on the list of basic human needs. The problem is, where to […]
“Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An […]
My daughter played travel softball. When nationals came around, we would always board our German Shepherd, Miss Muffie, at The Spa. The place wasn’t really called The Spa, but the other parents from the team […]
I had to make a quick trip to the mall. I knew what I wanted and where I could get it, so this was going to be a destination shopping event – no browsing or window […]