Unicorn Bites 11/8/13

3-year-old: “What’s the opposite of a horse?” Me: “I have no idea.” 3: “A taco!” Kids are basically random word generators. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2013 When Jennifer Aniston cuts her […]

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Mrs. Blur is going to a party and it’s a party she will never forget

Diane Frances Blur is a sweet, elderly lady from somewhere. Mark Francis Blur is Diane’s grandson. Todd de Liar is Mark’s friend from school. Mark showed Diane how to use Google Maps. Diane found the […]

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