Herman Cain Quits
With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]
With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]
I saw on TV this morning that the experts think Herman Cain will lose voters to Newt Gingrich due to his current cheating scandal. I guess cheating on your wife in politics is like losing […]
Sharon Bialek, a former employee of the National Restaurant Association’s educational foundation, accused [presidential candidate Herman] Cain of making an inappropriate advance toward her in 1997, when she visited Cain in Washington, D.C. in 1997 […]
I’m for no one who is marching to the White House. Besides which, isn’t it too early to fill one’s brain with political jabberwocky? I have enough things on my mind no less spend time […]
At a recent GOP debate, the audience laughed and applauded at the idea of allowing a man to die because he had no health coverage. This cold-hearted disregard for human life came from the same […]
Michele Bachmann (who came in a very close second with write-in candidate “Michelle Bachmann”) won the 2011 Ames Straw Poll in Iowa. This officially sets her on the victory path of former Alternate Reality Presidents […]
Dear Representative Weiner: My name is Mayor Tom Lund; I’m a highly respected fellow politician from Western Pennsylvania. I’m very upset over your recent behavior. It’s politicians like you that puts a dark cloud over our […]