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Finding Mr. Neanderthal – Er, Mr. Right?

January 22, 2013January 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

We all have a friend who says, “The guy I want just doesn’t exist!”  Well, in your friend’s defense, it might not be that she is too picky. It might be instead, that she is speaking the truth. […]

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8 CommentsFictionChristian Mingle, eHarmony, experiments, hairy beasts, Harvard, humor, Mr. Right, Neanderthal Man, new human, pregnant, Robin Williams, smart men

The Kardashian Addition

January 1, 2013January 1, 2013 Neal Mayhem

Kim Kardashian says her pregnancy makes her feel “blessed.” Without it, the script would be one season shorter.

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Why is my sperm so powerful?

April 21, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty […]

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Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP

March 2, 2012March 2, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House?   […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, PoliticsGOP, humor, Jersey shore, Kid Rock, mitt romney, politics, pregnant, Snooki, Waffle House

Growing Kardashian Klan

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnant. Which is awesome, because I was just starting to think that there aren’t NEARLY enough Kardashians

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Smartest People On Earth

November 8, 2011November 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Aliens are listening in on us. They have been doing decades of research to determine exactly which earthlings possess the greatest intelligence on the planet. Once this is determined, they will begin the process of […]

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