When in doubt, running away isn’t always the answer
I lay in bed, looking at the stars, wondering where the roof had gone. My thoughts were running like Usain Bolt, only faster and less Jamaican. Something Scurvy Jane had said to me earlier that […]
Tag: Scurvy Jane
It starts when you sink in his arm
It’s all good ladies. I’m one of the more romantic of the dudes. A year doesn’t go by when I don’t tell Jill Y that I love her more than the human body hates antibiotics. […]
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane
Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]
Scurvy Jane’s Story
Storytellers have an amazing gifted ability to tell stories. Most of us try to tell a story and have as much success as a parking meter attendant in a melted igloo. Some people are just […]
Proper Urinal Etiquette
When a man is doing his toilet, certain etiquette must be followed for this is the law of the land and the law of the land must always be followed. There is a wrong way […]
Beer, prostitutes, rent, food and transport – Two weeks in the life of Thirsty Dave
Change is necessary to change things but what happens to Thirsty Dave when Scurvy Jane goes on holidays with the girls and leaves him to fend for himself for two weeks? I’m glad you asked […]
Where is my bearable likeness of being?
I’ve been trying to find myself lately. I don’t mean that in any philosophical way because I don’t know what ‘philosophical’ means. I’ve been looking for my doppelganger – another identical me. Surely there must […]
What goes on in the back of Thirsty Dave’s head?
We went to see Scurvy Jane’s new band, ‘The depressed and distressed Danish damsels in distress’. They play a kind of Ukrainian Gospel/Death Metal with elements of well-meaning social commentary on the voting rights of […]
I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries
When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]