Unicorn Bites 2/9/14

It’s cute how Canada gets to send athletes to the Olympics just like a real country. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014 The Winter Olympics: The 2 weeks when for some reason I suddenly […]

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Unicorn Bites 1/31/14

I spent two minutes waving my arms at a motion-activated light before I realized the switch was off. Expect great things from me today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 31, 2014 No, I won’t tell […]

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Football Sunday Catheterization

Emergency Laughter

Every beer drinking football fan knows that you don’t buy beer, you just rent it. What goes in, must come out. Are you tired of missing game winning plays on TV because you’re standing over a […]

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Unicorn Bites 1/14/14

It’s amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2014   Me: I’m one card away from […]

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