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Tag: Trump
Follow Your Leader?
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
Bad Advice Friday + 1, May 20, 2017
Oh my gosh, I was sick and missed Friday. Whatever healthy time I was spent making macaroni and cheese and watch Number Two Son get a second degree black belt. Anyway, yesterday was Friday. And […]
Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown
Reporter: Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information? Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about […]
McMaster of denial
Statement from national security advisor H.P. Lovecraft H.R. McMaster, in response to allegations that President Trump shared classified intelligence with the Russians during a meeting in the Oval Office: “The story that came out tonight, as reported, […]
President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.
Dear President Trump, My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread […]
Canada/U.S. Enter High Level Trade Talks
Your esteemed political observer knows why President Pen Pal (all those Executive Orders) has been acting so irrationally. Stick with me here. He wants to rewrite NAFTA with Canada. He almost came so far as […]