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Pope Donald, the Wisest, Boldest and Best
With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]
Top Stories, As Reported by Trump News Network
Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The […]
Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror […]
The Bird Man of Trump Tower
Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has […]
UN Auditions New Acts
After Trump’s recent faux accomplishment skit at the UN, Antonio Guterres, UN General Secretary has announced open auditions for new acts. “It’s only fair to the other members” Guterres explained. “It’s pretty dull around here […]
The Trump Cabinet Quiz
“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for […]
