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My Cat Buddy Announces His Bid for the Presidency in 2020
Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am Buddy. Just Buddy. No last name, as far as I know. (What can I say, my human, Tim Jones, really sucks at naming cats.) Ever since Donald Trump was […]
Donald Trump’s Letters Home from Summer Camp
DONALD TRUMP’S LETTERS HOME FROM SUMMER CAMP Dear Mom, Camp is great! Hardly any Mexicans made it over the wall. The headmaster and the other campers don’t mind saluting me, agreeing with everything I say […]
The Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’.
Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate […]
Have A Trump-Free Day!
Have A Trump-Free Day! It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily laden days-off agenda. (our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that […]