President Trump: Bigger than the Babe?
We have a new president. In a few days a new baseball season will also be upon us. With it will come yet one more unforeseen presidential responsibility for the new incumbent: the probability […]
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Who Knew News Report
This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]
SPARKS BRIEF: President Pushes Workplace Woes
Washington, DC – The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) just issued a report showing a sharp decline in work force productivity since January 20, 2017. Employers across the country are voicing a strong concern over […]
Trump to Replace Constitution with ‘Art of the Deal’
February 14, 2017, Washington—President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order today, repealing the Constitution and replacing it with the text of his book, The Art of the Deal. “I never read that Constitution, but […]
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake […]
My Suggested Additions for Immigration Bans
With all the turmoil over the Trump Muslim Ban, I thought it would be nice to offer advice to the great one about other countries that might pose a risk to the US. Come on, […]
SPARKS BRIEF: A New Bunker Hill
Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
WARNING: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health […]