Battle Hymn of the Trumpublic
Mine eyes have seen the Donald coming down out of his Tower With his asshole lips all puckered like he’s tasted something sour; Oh and look his hair is yellow from a hooker’s golden shower. […]
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Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office.
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into […]
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed) Note to the historically impaired- Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and […]
Golden Showers / Boy / In the End
Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when […]
SPARKS BRIEF: New Headliners to Perform at Inauguration
Washington, DC – The Trump Inauguration Committee just updated the list of performers to once again include The Rockettees. Also, added are Stevie Wonder and the cast of “Hamilton.” Imogene and Myrtle Rockettee of Turtle […]
The Arts: The Rockettes Thrust A Mighty Kick Into Trump’s Butt
Donald Trump probably wishes he were Henry VIII. If he were he could simply command performers to entertain at his coronation, I mean, inauguration. The list of nuh uh, we won’t showfolks is adding up: Andrea […]
“A Visit from Trumplethinskin:” A new version of the Christmas classic
To fan the flames of the holiday spirit (of resistance), here’s a new version of the classic holiday poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” No mice are stirring but my activism sure has been awakened. […]
Trump Previews 3 Point Plan To Obama
“Barry,” Trump said. “It’s Donald.” “Don’t call me that,” Obama said. “It’s demeaning. Have you learned nothing from how people react to your disrespect?” “Yeah. I learned I can say anything and still win by […]
SPARKS BRIEF – Essential Gifts for this Season
Now that the holiday season is upon us, we should be talking about Christmas parties and not political parties. In fact, any discussion of politics should be off the table and the elf should be […]
Trump Shakes Things Up with Bold Cabinet Appointments
Donald Trump has wasted no time putting his signature on his new administration. In what some critics are calling a scarily bad case of Opposite Day, President-Elect Trump so far has chosen an Education Secretary […]