Do you suffer from “morning peevishness?”
Some people call it getting up on the wrong side of the bed. My grandmother referred to it as feeling ugly (as in waking up in an ugly mood). My go-to word is pissy. But […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/1/14
A bikini model whose job is to be 99% naked had nude pics leaked? Whatever. I didn’t know for sure she had nipples, but I kind of assumed. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 1, 2014 […]
Unicorn Bites 10/28/13
My diet plan: 1) cut a brownie in two 2) eat half 3) eat the other half 4) die fat. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 28, 2013 The main reason I knocked up […]