Death by Ignorance
A middle-aged, single man was found dead in his home in a remote part of Liberal, Kansas. It appears the deceased, Homer Glickman, froze to death as a result of a blistering snow storm that […]
Month: January 2012
Surprise, surprise, here’s one more thing I haven’t a hope of understanding.
For reasons that will never be known to anybody unless I tell someone, Jill Y buys my underwear and I buy hers. It’s an interesting arrangement that makes no sense at all. I was out […]
Two crimes but which makes less sense?
Sometimes, some people will sometimes ask some difficult questions. Earlier today at a time I like to call 4:45pm, Jill Y asked me if I would rather be stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi […]
Finding “Oh,God!” in an MRI Scanner
Two news items crawled across the top of my laptop screen, one right after the other: 1) Cher is not dead and 2) Why I made myself orgasm in an MRI scanner. Which shall I […]
Nobody Loves Humor Writers
To the Literary Set, humor writers are one step above greeting card poets in the literature hierarchy. We are categorized as next-to-lowest of the low, among the dregs of the literary world. I’m not making […]
One Brick Short of a Reception
In the news a Seattle woman announced her profound love for a building she stayed in during an Occupy Seattle protest. So much so she said she decided to marry it. Stating it was love […]
The hobby that’s soon to become a habit
Thirsty Dave is not shy about having a beer or 36. As befitting a man who has been thrown out of a bar in 23 languages, he’s managed to talk himself back into the bar […]