Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!”
American People: “Sure thing, follow us!”
[Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.]
Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?”
Trump: “Yes, I’m the President, I can tell you that and believe me . . . yes, I am!”
Aliens: “Come with us.” [They board their space craft.]
Trump: [looking down at cheering crowds] “Wow, there must be at least a million people down there, waving goodbye! Huge crowds, much larger than Hillary’s and Obama’s crowd, I can tell you that, believe me . . . much bigger – bigly bigger!”
Aliens: “More like billions.”
Aliens: “I think we’ve made a galactic mistake!”
Two hours later: “BREAKING NEWS, President Trump was recently found wondering around Scranton, Pennsylvania with a note pinned to his shirt reading, “Keep Him!”
Let’s hope Elon Musk is reading this and get’s that loser on a ship on a one-way trip.