Year: 2013
Finding Mr. Neanderthal – Er, Mr. Right?
We all have a friend who says, “The guy I want just doesn’t exist!” Well, in your friend’s defense, it might not be that she is too picky. It might be instead, that she is speaking the truth. […]
I’ll Be Taking Care Of You Tonight
It used to be that when a waitress greeted us with “Hi, my name is Ashley and I’ll be taking care of you tonight.” I would bristle. Damn! She can tell that I have iron-poor […]
The Words Du Jour for Internet Ads
Have you noticed the ads that accompany the between pages on Yahoo and other portal links? Here you are, going from one Yahoo email account to another and the ads say “One weird trick to…” […]
Teacher Discriminated Against for Being A Pedophobe
An Ohio teacher is suing her school district for discrimination. The teacher suffers from pedophobia, which is a crippling fear of young children. Apparently, she had an agreement with the school district that she wouldn’t […]
The life of Google
Some say Google is a metaphor for the meaning of life. I’m not gonna lie and pretend that I know what that means. I could always Google it and act like I have independent thought […]
You can’t say ‘sex’ on the radio.
I was shocked the other day when I was listening to the radio, ready to crank up some Bruno Mars, and discovered that “Locked Out of Heaven” was censored. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBZh7kmgVho?feature=player_detailpage&w=580&h=280%5D He’s not allowed to […]
Walmart Goes Academic
This year Walmart has gone collegiate, adding mini-me versions of their chain stores on two college campuses. This will be the first time in forever that there will be college-related rollbacks. Unfortunately, saving 55 cents […]
If Maya Angelou Poeticized Blake Griffin’s MLK Outburst (Last Year)
This is from last year’s MLK Day Clipper-Pacer game. Fond memories if you’re a Griffin fan. If Maya Angelou Poeticized Griffin’s 47 Point MLK Day Outburst What would MLK Day be without a Maya Angelou […]
MANTI TE’O IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND LOVE SONGS
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman MANTI TE’O IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND LOVE SONGS Let me just say I don’t blame Manti. Anyone can have imaginary girlfriends. Even one of my good comedian friends has a thing […]