Being Attacked By A Horde Of Blood Maddened Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded up and sealed off as much as […]
Month: April 2019
My Gall Bladder is Really Warm Today
The English phrase “Nice to see you” translates into “My gall bladder is really warm today” in Berik, a language of New Guinea. What Language Is, John McWhorter I’ve never been very good at […]
Charlize Theron Is “shockingly available “ And Waiting For Someone To “step up” And Ask Her Out On A Date- YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!
Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions and one of the finest actresses of her […]
A Very Martha Stewart Seder
Shalom. I’m Martha Stewart, lifestyle expert and successful human woman. Spring is here, which means it’s time for one of my favorite religious gatherings, the Seder. The Seder is a traditional meal served during the […]
Tigers’ Masters Win Unites Nation, Except Pancake House Waitresses
AUGUSTA, Ga. It was a win for the ages and one that, against all odds, seemed to unite a country riven by deep partisan divisions. Coming back from divorce, an arrest for driving under the […]
Kids, Ask Me About Easter – By Reverend Tornquist
[Note from the staff at VFTB: This week, we are privileged to feature another LIVE CHAT with noted children’s religious scholar, Reverend Norman Tornquist, host of the popular webcast, “Kids, Ask Me About God”. Tornquist […]
Say happy National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week three times fast
I’ve been taking 911 calls for so long that they were originally 91 calls. Well, it seems that way, anyway. It turns out National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week predates my employment in the emergency services […]