Cartoon: And If That Presidential Thing Doesn’t Work Out For Joe Biden…
Month: April 2019
Adopting a Dog: It Take a Village. Also a Pooper Scooper
On National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, remember: Dogs are people too. Well… except that they’re dogs. We rescued a terrier, although why anyone would is beyond me. Terriers are what dingos strive to be […]
Wisdom for Dummies
A smartphone is only as smart as the person responsible for charging it. HO tagline: Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know […]
Avant Garde Feline Lit 101
As he descended into paranoia at the end of his life, poet Delmore Schwartz sent telegrams to the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, harassed friends on the phone, and left a stray cat at […]
SCOOP! We Get A Recording of Putin And Jong Un’s Good Ole Boy Meeting
Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it […]
Second Excerpt from daddy DU JOUR from Barbara Hammond: Ross
Today, a sample of an intriguing memoir daddy DU JOUR (available on Amazon) from Barbara Hammond. Book Description: This is a book about survival in many ways. Barbara became the primary caregiver of her younger […]
Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?
My adult daughter recently told me that she “pulled a mom.” “Go ahead,” I said on the phone. “Tell me what you did.” She proceeded to explain that she was running a 10k. […]
My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET
[The following is a 100% 98.7% true story.] Recently, I had a rather unpleasant shopping experience involving a well-known retail establishment. I’d rather not mention the store by name, as I would hate for others […]