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It was a beautiful morning, not a cloud in the sky, and as I obeyed the Biblical injunction to lift up mine eyes to the hills in the east, I almost stepped in it. Not […]
It was a beautiful morning, not a cloud in the sky, and as I obeyed the Biblical injunction to lift up mine eyes to the hills in the east, I almost stepped in it. Not […]
WASHINGTON. Unemployed penmanship instructors marched on Congress yesterday, the last Sunday before most elementary school students return to school, demanding that the federal government commit $40 billion to improve America’s handwriting in order to avert a […]
Dating HGTV stars is a thing now. All the celebs are doing it. Well, two are … which means it’s clearly the trendy trend of 2021! And why not? Who won’t want a guy who’s […]
HOGMERZK, Freedonia. It was, as far as hip-hop invective goes, pretty tame stuff. At the League of Fictional Nations Rapfest last week Ruritanian hip-hop star Klazk Novrkrk strode to the front of the stage, his […]
My wife says she lives like she types—fast and with a lot of mistakes. I can’t comment on the mistakes part, but I can attest to the fast part. I literally cannot keep up with […]