On the matter of size not mattering
We all want what we haven’t got and when we get what we haven’t got, we want something better. This might not be the basic premise of how marriage works but then again, maybe it […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
When in doubt, running away isn’t always the answer
I lay in bed, looking at the stars, wondering where the roof had gone. My thoughts were running like Usain Bolt, only faster and less Jamaican. Something Scurvy Jane had said to me earlier that […]
Why not take some time out of your busy day and think about the previous supreme leader of North Korea and his successor
I doubt if it bothers you as much as it bothers me but not knowing what’s going to happen in life, hurts more than the opinions of those who don’t matter. Sure, I can say […]
Possibility of ogle is proportional to bra size
Today was just a day of learning, understanding and learning to understand. If you had of told me yesterday that I would understand probability, I probably would have laughed at you because I had a […]
The Full 6
Every night when I awake from sleep and open my eyes, I see. I can look at the same thing that Jill Y is looking at and not see anything but that’s only because I […]
Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst.
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and […]
Thirsty Dave Sr. tells Thirsty Dave Jr. the way it isn’t.
When opportunity comes a knocking, you need to grab hold and hold on tight with all of your hands. Sometimes opportunity knocks gently like a gentle breeze, gently minding its own business. Sometimes that opportunity […]
Lying, racist, food producers
This might surprise you. It certainly surprised me. Apparently I’m not perfect! I know! It’s about as believable as a unicorn who has recently been turned down for a mortgage for not keeping it real. Jill […]
The decisions of Charlie Drake
I once knew a pigeon from Barcelona by the name of Charlie Drake. Charlie, like most spanish pigeons from Barcelona, dreamt of playing soccer for Barcelona. He was a gifted athlete and after many years […]