Bill Y shows his heart
Bill Y was in that rare state of wanting to help. It was a strange, unknown feeling that had never visited before. He knew he might have a heart but didn’t want to mention it […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
Billy the Fridge shows just how cool he is
Of all the questions that constantly get asked, none is as massively overused as “Who’s your daddy?”. The most obvious answer to this most perplexing of questions is “my biological father” however more than 3 […]
The appearance and subsequent disappearance of Spiderpig
Justin Bieber was as excited as a horse who lands a role in Sex and the City. He decided to use his memory and think back to the last time he was this excited and […]
This is the most dangerous animal in the world. It is responsible for MILLIONS of deaths each year.
Thanks to Peter Benchley’s novel and Steven Spielberg’s subsequent blockbuster “Jaws”, our perception of the great white shark is more terrifying in our imaginations than in reality. Although they have killed humans, they typically only […]
It’s all about the money, money, money.
When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode […]
There is but one constant in life and that’s the fact that things change
Although it takes some people a lifetime to find their voice, the journey is as important as the destination. To thirst for culture is to thirst for the understanding of our fellow brothers and sisters, […]
On the matter of size not mattering
We all want what we haven’t got and when we get what we haven’t got, we want something better. This might not be the basic premise of how marriage works but then again, maybe it […]
When in doubt, running away isn’t always the answer
I lay in bed, looking at the stars, wondering where the roof had gone. My thoughts were running like Usain Bolt, only faster and less Jamaican. Something Scurvy Jane had said to me earlier that […]
Why not take some time out of your busy day and think about the previous supreme leader of North Korea and his successor
I doubt if it bothers you as much as it bothers me but not knowing what’s going to happen in life, hurts more than the opinions of those who don’t matter. Sure, I can say […]