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Author: rfreed

I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe. As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months. Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!

How Parents Around The World Explain ‘The Birds And The Bees’ To Their Children

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 rfreed

At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task […]

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Words to Think UponBirds and the Bees, making babies, Planned Parenthood, Sex, sex advice

New Mottoes For The Trump Campaign

October 19, 2016 rfreed

New Mottoes For The Trump Campaign: Be A Chump For Trump! Donald Trump – The Forrest Gump Of Politics. Whereas Reagan was nicknamed The Gipper, Donald will be nicknamed The Groper. Trump – Bringing America […]

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PoliticsMelania Trump, presidential election, The 1%, Trump, Trump casinos

Obama Got Grey Hairs From It. Trump Will Fare Far Worse.

October 15, 2016October 16, 2016 rfreed
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Politics2016 election, Gollum, Obama, Trump, U.S. Presidency. Lord Of The Rings

News Of The Future- Immediately After Election President Trump Ships All Blue State Inhabitants To Gulag.

October 13, 2016 rfreed

Jan. 20th, 2017 Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all residents of the liberal blue states who voted against him […]

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Politics2016 election, blue states, Donald Trump, hillary clinton, Kim Jong Un, Putin

North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own).

October 8, 2016October 8, 2016 rfreed

North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own). Why did the North Koreans run over the border to eat South Korean’s lawns? They heard the grass was greener […]

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PoliticsCold War, kim jong il, Kim Jong Un, Korean War, North Korea, South Korea

Corporate Mission Statements For Our Modern Times

September 28, 2016September 28, 2016 rfreed

Mission statements are a modern attempt to give meaning and a face to a corporation’s work in its never ending pursuit of profits. They are a statement on a business’s real intents and purposes. Supposedly. […]

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UncategorizedCorporate America, corporate greed, corporations, mission statements, oligarchy, professional money laundering

2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.

September 24, 2016September 24, 2016 rfreed

PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! – Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? – I turned on […]

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Politics2016 election, hillary clinton, Pence, Ron Paul, Ted Cruz, Trump

What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney’s Scrutiny.

September 18, 2016September 18, 2016 rfreed

The independent expose website Wakileaks (Yes, it is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already […]

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1 CommentMovies & TVDisney films, Hans Solo, J. J. Abrams, Jar Jar Binks, Luke Skywalker, Star Wars

The 2016 Presidential Election – It Could Be Worse.

September 10, 2016 rfreed

The 2016 Presidential Election – It Could Be Worse. As much as we bitch about the weak selection of candidates we have for President at the moment, we should pause and reflect on how much […]

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3 CommentsPoliticsAaron Burr, Boss Tweed, Darth Vader, Edwin Edwards, Huey Long, Rod Blagojevich, Ted Nugent

Semi-Humorous Real Life Bear Encounters Of The Too Close Kind

September 3, 2016 rfreed

These are true experiences: BEAR #1- Returning from an over night kayaking trip out in the islands near where I was working I had a short margin of time to get through a narrow pass […]

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3 CommentsFictionbear proof canisters, bear spray, Bears, black bears, Glacier Bay, grizzly bears, Mammoth Lakes

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