Slippery Slope
A man who is sexually attracted to playground equipment was recently banned from “any location with a slide” after being caught having sex with one. Christopher Johnson, 46, was described by the newspaper who reported […]
A man who is sexually attracted to playground equipment was recently banned from “any location with a slide” after being caught having sex with one. Christopher Johnson, 46, was described by the newspaper who reported […]
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26 – 27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city […]
Every writer needs a good website, so folks can discover your work, write you fan (or hate) mail and maybe even offer you assignments. I’m a humor writer, and lucky for me, my son is […]
Menopause came for me several years ago, when I was in my mid-fifties, and I can’t say that I’ve enjoyed the experience. Women who proudly refer to their hot flashes as “power surges” are kidding […]
So this high school class is on a field trip to the local morgue and a girl spots a bottle with a brain in it. She reads the label. Turns out it’s her boyfriend’s brain. […]
A Bichon Frise is a small adorable fluffy white dog. While we Bichon lovers adore our “fluffs,” this attachment can present challenges. One Bichon owner recently posted this lament on a Bichon-related Facebook group: I’m […]
DEAR GABBY: My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it into a banana crème pie and throw it at her. Is this unusual? DEAR BANANA BOY: Not at all. “fruit […]
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Do you and your hubby have the same old arguments over and over? Are you starting to think there might be exciting new arguments you could be having instead? […]
My friend Alana Atwood, who edits a prestigious Seattle-based literary magazine, recently received a submission that was poorly written. Is this unusual? Not at all. Editors get second-rate submissions all the time. Screening out the […]
I have an appalling new haircut. I’d injured my leg, so the long drive to my usual salon out of the question. But my hair was looking so long and drab I’d begun wearing a […]