Excuses, Excuses
The art of storytelling is alive and well, which is something you soon learn when you work at a public library. I’m not talking about the stories in the books. I’m talking about the excuses […]
Author: Roz Warren
Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider's Tales of Library Life, which make terrific gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish person.
Smart Phone Apps Women Really Need
By: Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are smart phone apps to help us with everything from staying on our diets to learning French. And they’re useful as far as they go. But they don’t […]
Slippery Slope
A man who is sexually attracted to playground equipment was recently banned from “any location with a slide” after being caught having sex with one. Christopher Johnson, 46, was described by the newspaper who reported […]
Here Comes The Pope!
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26 – 27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city […]
How To Know If Ducks Are Unhappy: One Writer’s Google Analytics Adventure
Every writer needs a good website, so folks can discover your work, write you fan (or hate) mail and maybe even offer you assignments. I’m a humor writer, and lucky for me, my son is […]
The Sweat-drenched Woman’s Guide To Enjoying An Unmedicated Menopause
Menopause came for me several years ago, when I was in my mid-fifties, and I can’t say that I’ve enjoyed the experience. Women who proudly refer to their hot flashes as “power surges” are kidding […]
Worst. Field Trip. Ever.
So this high school class is on a field trip to the local morgue and a girl spots a bottle with a brain in it. She reads the label. Turns out it’s her boyfriend’s brain. […]
Your Boyfriend Or Your Dog?
A Bichon Frise is a small adorable fluffy white dog. While we Bichon lovers adore our “fluffs,” this attachment can present challenges. One Bichon owner recently posted this lament on a Bichon-related Facebook group: I’m […]
Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Advice Columnist
DEAR GABBY: My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it into a banana crème pie and throw it at her. Is this unusual? DEAR BANANA BOY: Not at all. “fruit […]
Forty Arguments To Have With Your Husband Before You Die
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Do you and your hubby have the same old arguments over and over? Are you starting to think there might be exciting new arguments you could be having instead? […]