Secrets and Lies
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
Author: Theresa Wiza
Theresa Wiza believes herself to be creative, innovative, imaginative, and inspirational. She is a writer, blogger, screenwriter, crocheter, jewelry maker, mother, grandmother, and friend. Though she is sometimes delusional, she has moments of sanity and believes that, in the words of the angel who spoke them to her, "The world is moving to a magical place." Please join her in her fantasy world.
If At First You Don’t Succeed, Try Try Again DOESN’T WORK FOR ME!
Let me get something straight right from the beginning. I’m not talking about the big things that change your life, although I continue to battle those challenges, too. I’m talking about those little annoyances that […]
The Sweet Sweet Smell of My Grandkids’ Grandma
On the night of Valentine’s Day, 2014, I was caring for three of my grandchildren. (What else would I be doing on Valentine’s Day?) My grandkids had already had their snacks for the […]
The Old Woman
The old woman walked onto the stage wearing her robe, pajamas, and slippers. As the patrons watched her climb the steps, they didn’t know what to think. Who was this old hag? She stood in […]
The New Barbie!
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? In keeping with all the Hollywoodites who provide plastic surgeons with cushy cushy lifestyles, this doll is more contemporary than her predecessors – she comes with implants! […]
How to Live in a Gated Community – for FREE!
The older I get the more I realize how much time I have left to live, or, more accurately, how much time I don’t have left to live. I wasn’t worried about dying when I […]
New & Improved Home Liposuction Kit – Do Not Try This At Home
Like any scientist who creates a masterpiece, I have been working on the improvement of my Home Liposuction Kit. In its primitive form, which you can find on this blog, Just Call Me Your Fatness, […]
I Admit It – I Need Help!
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! That’s me stomping on my virtual mail and wishing I could just wipe out all of my emails with one swish of my magic wand. Oh, woe woe woe is me. I […]
Horror Photo and the Drug that Caused It
Boxes of photos sat before me as I slowly sifted through them, smiling at memories of days gone by. Aww, my cute oldest baby (future kids not born yet), my mom, my dad, my sisters, […]
New York Trains
For a few brief months, I lived in New York City – Queens to be exact. Like any new resident who can’t afford to take a cab, I had to learn how to use buses […]