Tired Of Being The Boogie Man
The other day I was watching TV and the news announcer said “More misery is heading towards the Northeast”. And she was referring to me – Snow. This is getting really old, being some type […]
The other day I was watching TV and the news announcer said “More misery is heading towards the Northeast”. And she was referring to me – Snow. This is getting really old, being some type […]
Ho hum. Another day, another female high school teacher having sex with one of her male students. It’s a story that’s become all too familiar, like “Fireman Saves Kitten Up Tree,” “Lottery Winner Now Destitute” […]
It had only been a month since Hillary had been inaugurated President and already First Gentleman Bill Clinton found himself in a crisis of grave importance. He simply could not decide between the ripple fold […]
The streets were empty. Many of the stores were closed. The air was buzzing with anticipation and excitement. It was like Mike Huckabee was holding a rally downtown at CenturyLink Field. But seriously, Sunday’s Superbowl […]
BOSTON. To Del Stebbins, former Assistant Director of Officiating for the National Football League, the first tip-off that something was wrong yesterday came at around 7 p.m. when he “answered nature’s call” at McGreevey’s, a sports bar […]
SOMERVILLE, Mass. This densely-populated suburb of Boston, once known as the Rebuilt Engine Capital of America, has slowly transformed itself into a hipster mecca as people like Evan Grinstead have moved in. “It’s a pretty […]
Dear Dr. Economics, My little Benny got assigned his kindergarten’s annual $30,000 raffle to support Sorghum Awareness. Normally, a Kansan celebrity or a CEO from a local biotech company does this sort of thing. […]