Category: Fiction
Innovations In Waste Management
While travelling in Hawaii I discovered some things about that state that are very different from the rest of the US. For example, the distances on road signs are presented in both English and Metric […]
A World Without Labels
Most of you know I am raising my beautiful and very intelligent, 13-year-old granddaughter named Samaya. She paid me to say the italicized so I could use her name in this article. Anyway, last week […]
What’s a Man For?
It’s an age-old question, that defies analysis, and leads to a certain mental paralysis. One I ask myself as I stare out the door: “What, after all, I am here for?” If the wife’s within […]
Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor
Jerry Jones announced recently that he will soon be entering his own name in the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor around the team’s home field inside AT&T Stadium. This will place his name among those […]
Matt Slade, Esq., Mascot Defense Attorney
Pat Patriot, the mascot of the New England Patriots, has been arrested in a prostitution sting. The Boston Herald The buzzer on my alarm clock wakens me, and I stare groggily at the dial. […]
Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha
There’s a Hoo-Ha in Whoville The thing is bright pink And its stink is much stinkier than the stink from a Gink Its color’s more vivid than you’d ever think And when folks down in […]
Stud Finder
I’m not a qualified eye doctorist so I don’t want any of you trying this at home. I also don’t want any of you trying this at work or anywhere else. This is a guide for […]
The Glass is Half Full, but I’m Worried Since the Water Looks Cloudy
You can’t judge a book by its appearance, but what about your doctor’s office? The other day I stopped by to get a blood test. It was the fasting type in which you skip breakfast […]