Category: Fiction
Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor
Jerry Jones announced recently that he will soon be entering his own name in the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor around the team’s home field inside AT&T Stadium. This will place his name among those […]
Matt Slade, Esq., Mascot Defense Attorney
Pat Patriot, the mascot of the New England Patriots, has been arrested in a prostitution sting. The Boston Herald The buzzer on my alarm clock wakens me, and I stare groggily at the dial. […]
Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha
There’s a Hoo-Ha in Whoville The thing is bright pink And its stink is much stinkier than the stink from a Gink Its color’s more vivid than you’d ever think And when folks down in […]
Stud Finder
I’m not a qualified eye doctorist so I don’t want any of you trying this at home. I also don’t want any of you trying this at work or anywhere else. This is a guide for […]
The Glass is Half Full, but I’m Worried Since the Water Looks Cloudy
You can’t judge a book by its appearance, but what about your doctor’s office? The other day I stopped by to get a blood test. It was the fasting type in which you skip breakfast […]
Here’s Your Money, Pal
So the Japanese are facing a hostage crisis, which blows. Two of their citizens have been captured by ISIS, which is demanding a $200 million ransom for their release. Traditional thinking holds that there’s only […]
The Greenfather
Italian authorities seized $1.9 billion in “green” investments made by La Cosa Nostra to launder money. Reuters I’ve been recycling since a college roommate first introduced me to the activity that has become a secular […]